Gobbledegeek 2.o

Here are Round 5 results with round 6 being played next Monday. It’s the Queen’s birthday tomorrow, so no pool.

Ladder Rd 5.xls

…….what a bunch of frackin’ morons!

I make a point of excluding profanity from my blog but for these dickheads, I am happy to make an exception.

A couple of weeks ago I received a Western Union order and knowing that Australia Post would be closed on a Sunday I phoned around a few of the agents listed on the WU website. The bint in the Junortoun Central Post Office & Service Station, assured me that they were able to perform the transaction. Arrived. Actually, she wasn’t permitted to perform the transaction.

This week I called again to potentially save a trip in the pouring rain. She assured me that she was able to perform the transaction. I asked again to be sure and explained the previous wasted trip. She gave me assurances that they were able and willing to perform WU transactions. Got there.

“Oh! We are able to send but not receive”, she said.

What a frackin’ goat! Am I the only one who would have mentioned this tiny but fundamentally crucial factoid?

I am now piss wet through, have wasted another hour and still have no money. Not a happy bunny!

You Suck Severely!

For anyone interested in the Bendigo Winter Pool Competition results, I have decided to start posting them for you. They won’t be specific match scores but the overall Division standings following each Monday night’s games. You will need Excel or MS Excel compatible spreadsheet software to view.

Ladder Rd 4.xls