Gobbledegeek 2.o

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth our Prime Minister Kevin Rudd turned to the Queen and said, “As I’m the Prime Minister, I’m thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I’m thinking that it should be a Kingdom.”

The Queen replied, “I’m sorry Mr. Rudd, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge and you’re not a King.”

Rudd thought a while and then said: “How about a Principality then?”

To which the Queen replied, “Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince and you’re not a Prince, Mr. Rudd.”

Rudd thought long and hard and came up with “How about an Empire then?”

Kevin and the queen

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied, “Sorry again, Mr. Rudd, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge and you are not an Emperor.”

Before Rudd could utter another word, the Queen said, “I think you’re doing quite nicely as a country.”

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

DAVE BARRY

Water is precious!

I really couldn’t be arsed to write a convoluted post about my personal experiences with Telstra because it’s not news to anybody.

In fact, everybody knows that their level of customer service is comparable to that of skanky whore with syphilis and a gangrenous, pustule-ridden mouth attempting a $1000 blow job. It’s way over priced and pretty fucking wank if the truth be told!

The tooth fairy, an intelligent hoon, weapons of mass destruction, a non-nagging wife, honest politicians, the chances of Collingwood winning the flag this year, Telstra customer service……can you see where I’m going with this?

Telstra, to say you care for your customers is like Dr. Harold Shipman claiming he cared for his patients.

Claims that customer service even exists are like the backed up longdrop dunnies at a Phall eating marathon…….full of shit!

I have just been sent this heads up from a friend and thought it my duty to share.

Should you receive an email with the subject ‘Nude Photo of Julia Gillard’, STOP! DO NOT OPEN!

It contains a nude photo of Julia Gillard!