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  • Melbourne Department of Human Services

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  • The Gillard-Ling Mashup (Sorry – No porn!)

    Thank God! At last I can post something related to Julia Gillard that won't be discovered by Googling for porn! "Julia Gillard porn?" I hear you exclaim. Yes. It all started with this rather innocuous mini-post, way back on the […]

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  • What’s the hardest thing about being a hoon?

    Telling your parents you’re gay!              

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  • Bendigo Bag of Bollocks Business Award for March 2011

    Deciding who was more deserved of this month's title was more difficult than anticipated.  Our regular nominee, an unnamed local bar, went head to head with the newcomer and young pretender, Bendigo Taxis but given the overwhelming weight of complaints […]

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  • Telstra Customer Service – A True Oxymoron

    I'm about as knowledgeable on telephonic hardware as I am with the inner workings of the female psyche but even I could have built a telephone out of cigarette ends and old tea bags, connected it to the telephone exchange […]

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  • Ebay’s Shoddy Sellers

    Blockpartytime, alias Charles Major from Barwon, Vic, is one such seller to avoid like the plague! Two pairs of identical shoes developed the same fault in identical places within days of arrival. The first time it happened, he ignored my […]

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  • Grand Final – Bendigo 5 v 6 Puckapunyal

    The Fighting Miners failed in their quest to win back-to-back premierships when they were defeated by the Puckapunyal Boars 6-5 in a quagmire at Puckapunyal last Saturday. Torrential rain had covered the playing surface with about 50mm of water which soon cut up to become a quagmire. Adding to the difficult conditions were intermittent downpours and a strong wind.

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  • Miners Aiming for Twelfth Premiership

    The Fighting Miners travel to Puckapunyal on Saturday seeking back-to-back premierships in the VRU Country Division. The Fighting Miners are celebrating their fortieth anniversary this year and are hoping for a twelfth premiership to crown the celebrations.

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  • Bendigo 140 v 0 Border Army

    Scoring records tumbled as the Fighting Miners humiliated a hapless Border Army team in the minor semi-final at Shadforth Park last Saturday. Spearheaded by centre Michael Crichton, who scored an incredible nine tries, the Miners completely dominated proceedings, scoring twenty two unanswered tries. From Crichton’s first try in the second minute of play till Vaai Liufau’s try in the final minute, the Miners were unrelenting. The longest period between tries was eight minutes midway through the first half.

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  • Another Big Match in Bendigo this Saturday

    The Fighting Miners will be at full strength for their clash with competition leader Cobram Dust Devils at Shadforth Park this Saturday. In their last outing, the Miners knocked Puckapunyal Boars out of top position with a convincing win. Bendigo coach Alan Wilkinson is confident his team can repeat the feat against the Dust Devils. In their two previous clashes with the Dust Devils this season, the Miners have a loss and a draw.

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  • Bendigo Lick League Leaders

    A resurgent Fighting Miners thrashed competition leaders 46-20 in an eight try romp at Shadforth Park last Saturday. After an indifferent start to the season, the Miners have now had an unbeaten streak of four matches.

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  • Big Match in Bendigo this Saturday

    The Fighting Miners are at full strength for their clash with competition leader Puckapunyal Boars at Shadforth Park this Saturday. After two weeks on the road where the Miners beat Border Army and drew with Cobram, they go into the match with some degree of confidence. In their two previous encounters this season, the Boars have won both but the Miners consider themselves unlucky to have lost the last match at Puckapunyal where they scored three tries to the Boars’ one.

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  • Say No To Vuvuzelas!

    Along with the referees, the new ball and the underwhelming standard of play, this contemptible contraption has conspired to mar the current FIFA World Cup in South Africa. Worryingly, stores here in Australia are unable to keep up with demand. For sports fans, this cannot be good news. The 2010 World Cup will always be remembered for these monotonous, obnoxious horns and God forbid they be allowed to permeate the Aussie sporting culture! My advice is say 'No' and particularly if you cannot confirm their origin. For instance, I would highly recommend against importing vuvuzelas from Papua New Guinea, where they are more commonly referred to as a koteka or phallocrypt.

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  • Yes, We Have No Julia Gillard Porn

    Who in God's name is searching for pictures of 'julia gillard's tits', 'julia gillard upskirt', 'dirty pictures of juilia (sic) gillard' and 'julia gillard porn' in general? Seriously! For the record, there are no sordid images of Julia Gillard on this site. There never have been and there never will be....even if she is a Barry Island girl.

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  • Thanks Waikato Rugby Union

    It goes without saying that an essential ingredient of going to watch a live International rugby match is the ticket but after days spent tracking down accommodation, I thought I'd left it too late.... Ticketek were telling me that only crap seats were available and that I might be confined to the temporary stand where die-hard fans actually stand and huddle around a 3 inch portable TV to share the experience. However, in the hope of a minor miracle, I called Waikato Rugby Union's Sales Manager, John Mudford, who usually deals with the stadium's hospitality goodness that us mere mortals only dream of affording. I explained my predicament and his response was short and sweet.

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  • Two Bendigo Men Accused of Raping 12 year old

    TWO Bendigo men have been charged with the rape of a 12-year-old girl. The men, both in their 20s, are alleged to have consumed drugs and alcohol and had sex with the girl in full view of their friends despite her pleading with them to stop. Long Gully man Dale Goss, 25, and Jarrod Nadort, 23, of Lockwood were arrested on Tuesday after the girl made a report to police.

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  • Cobram 24 v 12 Bendigo

    The Fighting Miners suffered their first ever defeat at the hands of the Cobram Dust Devils at Koonoomoo last Saturday. The Dust Devils entered the competition in 2008 but have not been competitive until the current season.

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  • Idiots in Bendigo – The Definitive List

    Searching for a 'list of idiots in Bendigo' brings a surprising number of visitors to Gobbledegeek 2.0, not as many as those searching for nude images of Julia Gillard though! For this reason, I thought it might be a worthwhile public service to actually compile a list of Bendigo-based half-wits. Fortunately, these low-brows are not the majority in this otherwise 'alright' Victorian town, so it shouldn't be a difficult task. So if you know a candidate for the list, please submit their details here. To avoid becoming a candidate yourself, please remember to include the gene pool contaminator's name, reason for it's nomination and a photo where possible. Mark my words, the top twenty will be dominated by those repugnant in-bred fuckaloops, hoons but you are welcome to prove me wrong.....

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  • Strathdale NAB

    I popped into the NAB in Strath Village shopping centre the other day to enquire about their merchant banking services and 'virtual terminal' facility. As part of some research I was doing, I remembered reading something on the NAB website. Unfortunately, I assumed asking in person might prove more helpful should I have questions. I asked for the information I sought but the two female tellers glanced at each other as if I had just asked them to theorise some impossible mathematical equation and expected an answer in fluent badger! After some umm-ing and ahh-ing, which clearly demonstrated a mutual cerebral void, I offered them a release from their obvious agony. I smiled sympathetically and headed for the door.

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