Without a doubt, the most frequently used search string in 2009 was any variation of 'Nude photos of Julia Gillard' for Christ's sake (original post). I still cannot fathom why anyone would be searching for nude photos of the Welsh red-headed politician (no offence J). The runner up is the very steady performer that is any variation of 'simple pizza recipe'. The one-eyed, almost but not quite, entirely unlike, quasi-serial killer 'Barry Rochford' is behind bars in third (original post). For those in search of 'telstra customer service', let's face it, it's an oxymoron (like 'happily married' or low calorie 'chocolate covered bacon'). You're not going to find it. It's like Shangri-bloody-la!