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  • Luke Thurrowgood at Stamper Constructions Pty Ltd Bendigo

    Luke Thurrowgood at Stamper Constructions Pty Ltd Bendigo, your considerable invoice is now 6 months overdue! My good friend over at Bendigo Web Design has five kids to support and is barely scraping by but he dropped everything and bent […]

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  • 7ft slate bed pool table for sale in Bendigo – SOLD

    Superior quality full size (7" pub/comp) pool table for sale. One piece Italian slate bed. Very heavy extra chunky solid timber with large detachable and adjustable legs. Quality brass and leather trim. Blue English napped felt still playable but rubbers […]

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  • Bendigo Eighball Pool Competition – Summer Season

    BEBA Summer season starts Monday 12th November! The cut-off is the end of October, so if you want to play, contact Reece at the Ressie Hotel now! You too could win a lovely posh trophy like this one…

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  • Want a swap a pool table for a website?

    The guys over at Bendigo Web Design are on the hunt for a pool table. Check out there article... I am looking for a slate bed pool table in exchange for a website. If you have one but need a […]

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  • Argentina Looking for a Another Bloody Nose?

    The little dicks and armchair generals are at it again. Posturing, that is. Not that they actually ever stopped after the last bloody nose they received at the hands of the British military. But before long, they will lead Argentina […]

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  • Say No To Vuvuzelas!

    Along with the referees, the new ball and the underwhelming standard of play, this contemptible contraption has conspired to mar the current FIFA World Cup in South Africa. Worryingly, stores here in Australia are unable to keep up with demand. For sports fans, this cannot be good news. The 2010 World Cup will always be remembered for these monotonous, obnoxious horns and God forbid they be allowed to permeate the Aussie sporting culture! My advice is say 'No' and particularly if you cannot confirm their origin. For instance, I would highly recommend against importing vuvuzelas from Papua New Guinea, where they are more commonly referred to as a koteka or phallocrypt.

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  • Wales v All Blacks 2nd Test in Hamilton

    It's abso-bloody-lutely belting it down here in Hamilton but the overwhelming urge to trawl the local bars for Welshmen is too strong.....hmm, that came out wrong? What I mean is, it would be nice to meet up with the Welsh rugby fans who have descended on Hamilton in their droves for the 2nd Test tomorrow and partake of a few sherbets while we reminisce about the green, green grass of home; God’s country if you will. I’ll have to get a taxi!

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  • Yes, We Have No Julia Gillard Porn

    Who in God's name is searching for pictures of 'julia gillard's tits', 'julia gillard upskirt', 'dirty pictures of juilia (sic) gillard' and 'julia gillard porn' in general? Seriously! For the record, there are no sordid images of Julia Gillard on this site. There never have been and there never will be....even if she is a Barry Island girl.

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  • Thanks Waikato Rugby Union

    It goes without saying that an essential ingredient of going to watch a live International rugby match is the ticket but after days spent tracking down accommodation, I thought I'd left it too late.... Ticketek were telling me that only crap seats were available and that I might be confined to the temporary stand where die-hard fans actually stand and huddle around a 3 inch portable TV to share the experience. However, in the hope of a minor miracle, I called Waikato Rugby Union's Sales Manager, John Mudford, who usually deals with the stadium's hospitality goodness that us mere mortals only dream of affording. I explained my predicament and his response was short and sweet.

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  • Gobbledegeek v The Bendigo BMX Bandits

    An unnatural noise outside caught my attention where random wind-related sounds don't. Given that the missus is working away in Melbourne, I couldn't wake her to deal with it and so I had little choice but to drag myself out of bed. A sneaky peak out between the blinds revealed some low-life miscreant creeping up the driveway. Being ever so courageous, I poked my head out of the front door and politely greeted the bugger! Yes, I actually called out "hello?" My God! What was I thinking? I immediately came to my senses and attempted to rescue the awkward (for me at least) situation with some choice expletives but the little sod was obviously so confused and startled by my effeminate (particularly blonde) initial greeting, that he had long since scarpered.

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  • God I Hate Bloody Ironing

    With wife and newborn baby due to return within 24 hours, I notice with feelings of horror and loathing, the mountain of ironing with my name on it. I am reasonably sure that once I get started, it won’t be so bad but finding the motivation is proving to be a deal breaker. In March 1923, in an interview with The New York Times, the British mountaineer George Leigh Mallory was asked why he wanted to climb Mount Everest, and replied, 'Because it's there'. The answer became famous, not least because Mallory himself was lost on Everest in the following year. It was sometimes suggested that he and his fellow-climber Andrew Irvine, who were last seen 'going strong for the summit', might in fact have reached it before their deaths, but there was no proof.

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  • The Googlers Guide to Gobbledegeek 2.0

    Without a doubt, the most frequently used search string in 2009 was any variation of 'Nude photos of Julia Gillard' for Christ's sake (original post). I still cannot fathom why anyone would be searching for nude photos of the Welsh red-headed politician (no offence J). The runner up is the very steady performer that is any variation of 'simple pizza recipe'. The one-eyed, almost but not quite, entirely unlike, quasi-serial killer 'Barry Rochford' is behind bars in third (original post). For those in search of 'telstra customer service', let's face it, it's an oxymoron (like 'happily married' or low calorie 'chocolate covered bacon'). You're not going to find it. It's like Shangri-bloody-la!

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  • Unique, interesting or unusual ways to get fit?

    I find it extremely difficult to motivate myself to go jogging. In fact, motivation for any sort of fitness-related exertion is nigh on impossible to muster. Before you jump down my throat with unhelpful comments related to bone-idleness and such, may I add that there is a genuine underlying medical reason for this. I'd rather go to the dentist AND watch paint dry than pound the pavement and so I am on a mission to uncover something a little more inspiring.

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  • The World’s Strongest Beer Gives You Happy Feet!

    BrewDog's latest concoction weighs in with a monstrous ABV of 32% is described as "bold, irreverent and uncompromising", and is aptly named Tactical Nuclear Penguin. If it doesn't send you blind it will certainly give you Happy Feet!

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  • Win a Website by Bendigo Web Design

    The guys over at Bendigo Web Design are offering the local community the chance to win from over $4000 worth of prizes! Given the sensational deal and top rate support they've given me, I felt it only right to give them a plug and not just because I could think of anything better to post. You have three chances to win from over 26 fab prizes including the web site, blogs, hosting, domains and email accounts. There are also 20 runners up prizes of 20% discount vouchers.

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  • T-shirt Folding Made Easy

    A cool way to quickly fold t-shirts!

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  • I quit the weed today!

    Yes indeedy! I no longer smoke. Following a heavy session last night, I finished the dust that remained in my pack of Golden Virginia and feel quite ill now. No more fags for me!

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  • Link between Scientology and Bendigo Discovered!

    Yes, fuck heads abound when you happen upon a room pustulously populated with that heady, if musty, mix of half-witted hoons and slow-witted Scientologists!

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  • Bendigo Winter Pool Competition Results Rd5

    Here are Round 5 results with round 6 being played next Monday. It’s the Queen’s birthday tomorrow, so no pool. Ladder Rd 5.xls

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  • Bendigo Winter Pool Competition Results Rd4

    For anyone interested in the Bendigo Winter Pool Competition results, I have decided to start posting them for you. They won't be specific match scores but the overall Division standings following each Monday night's games.

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