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  • Luke Thurrowgood at Stamper Constructions Pty Ltd Bendigo

    Luke Thurrowgood at Stamper Constructions Pty Ltd Bendigo, your considerable invoice is now 6 months overdue! My good friend over at Bendigo Web Design has five kids to support and is barely scraping by but he dropped everything and bent […]

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  • 7ft slate bed pool table for sale in Bendigo – SOLD

    Superior quality full size (7" pub/comp) pool table for sale. One piece Italian slate bed. Very heavy extra chunky solid timber with large detachable and adjustable legs. Quality brass and leather trim. Blue English napped felt still playable but rubbers […]

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  • Bendigo Bag of Bollocks Business Award for March 2011

    Deciding who was more deserved of this month's title was more difficult than anticipated.  Our regular nominee, an unnamed local bar, went head to head with the newcomer and young pretender, Bendigo Taxis but given the overwhelming weight of complaints […]

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  • Grand Final – Bendigo 5 v 6 Puckapunyal

    The Fighting Miners failed in their quest to win back-to-back premierships when they were defeated by the Puckapunyal Boars 6-5 in a quagmire at Puckapunyal last Saturday. Torrential rain had covered the playing surface with about 50mm of water which soon cut up to become a quagmire. Adding to the difficult conditions were intermittent downpours and a strong wind.

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  • Miners Aiming for Twelfth Premiership

    The Fighting Miners travel to Puckapunyal on Saturday seeking back-to-back premierships in the VRU Country Division. The Fighting Miners are celebrating their fortieth anniversary this year and are hoping for a twelfth premiership to crown the celebrations.

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  • Another Big Match in Bendigo this Saturday

    The Fighting Miners will be at full strength for their clash with competition leader Cobram Dust Devils at Shadforth Park this Saturday. In their last outing, the Miners knocked Puckapunyal Boars out of top position with a convincing win. Bendigo coach Alan Wilkinson is confident his team can repeat the feat against the Dust Devils. In their two previous clashes with the Dust Devils this season, the Miners have a loss and a draw.

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  • Bendigo Lick League Leaders

    A resurgent Fighting Miners thrashed competition leaders 46-20 in an eight try romp at Shadforth Park last Saturday. After an indifferent start to the season, the Miners have now had an unbeaten streak of four matches.

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  • Big Match in Bendigo this Saturday

    The Fighting Miners are at full strength for their clash with competition leader Puckapunyal Boars at Shadforth Park this Saturday. After two weeks on the road where the Miners beat Border Army and drew with Cobram, they go into the match with some degree of confidence. In their two previous encounters this season, the Boars have won both but the Miners consider themselves unlucky to have lost the last match at Puckapunyal where they scored three tries to the Boars’ one.

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  • Two Bendigo Men Accused of Raping 12 year old

    TWO Bendigo men have been charged with the rape of a 12-year-old girl. The men, both in their 20s, are alleged to have consumed drugs and alcohol and had sex with the girl in full view of their friends despite her pleading with them to stop. Long Gully man Dale Goss, 25, and Jarrod Nadort, 23, of Lockwood were arrested on Tuesday after the girl made a report to police.

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  • Cobram 24 v 12 Bendigo

    The Fighting Miners suffered their first ever defeat at the hands of the Cobram Dust Devils at Koonoomoo last Saturday. The Dust Devils entered the competition in 2008 but have not been competitive until the current season.

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  • Idiots in Bendigo – The Definitive List

    Searching for a 'list of idiots in Bendigo' brings a surprising number of visitors to Gobbledegeek 2.0, not as many as those searching for nude images of Julia Gillard though! For this reason, I thought it might be a worthwhile public service to actually compile a list of Bendigo-based half-wits. Fortunately, these low-brows are not the majority in this otherwise 'alright' Victorian town, so it shouldn't be a difficult task. So if you know a candidate for the list, please submit their details here. To avoid becoming a candidate yourself, please remember to include the gene pool contaminator's name, reason for it's nomination and a photo where possible. Mark my words, the top twenty will be dominated by those repugnant in-bred fuckaloops, hoons but you are welcome to prove me wrong.....

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  • Strathdale NAB

    I popped into the NAB in Strath Village shopping centre the other day to enquire about their merchant banking services and 'virtual terminal' facility. As part of some research I was doing, I remembered reading something on the NAB website. Unfortunately, I assumed asking in person might prove more helpful should I have questions. I asked for the information I sought but the two female tellers glanced at each other as if I had just asked them to theorise some impossible mathematical equation and expected an answer in fluent badger! After some umm-ing and ahh-ing, which clearly demonstrated a mutual cerebral void, I offered them a release from their obvious agony. I smiled sympathetically and headed for the door.

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  • Bendigo Pipped to the Post by Puckapunyal

    Despite scoring three tries to their opponent’s one, the Fighting Miners were narrowly defeated by the Puckapunyal Boars in wet, raining conditions last Saturday. Lack of discipline when not in possession of the ball cost the Miners dearly as the Puckapunyal goalkicker took every chance offered to him, slotting 5/5 with four penalties and a conversion.

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  • Bendigo Lose Season Opener

    Saturday's opening match of the 2010 Country Victoria rugby season saw the Fighting Miners suffer a 14 - 26 defeat at the hands of Puckapunyal at Shadforth Park, Bendigo.

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  • Bendigo Rugby Season 2010 Draw

    The 2010 Country Draw is now available. You may download it here or alternatively from the Miners' website. Round 1 kicks off at 3pm against Puckpunyal at home (Shadforth Park, North Bendigo) on May 1st. You might also like to know that the Fighting Miners have a practice match against Premier Division Side, Melbourne on Saturday April 17th Kick-off at 3pm at Shadforth Park. Please go along and support.

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  • Chicken Fettuccine with Wild Mushrooms and Gobbledegeek

    To give this scrumptious Italian number it's full name....Peppered Chicken Fettuccine Tossed with Sun-dried Tomatoes, Wild Mushrooms & Spinach. It may very well be known by another name but I'm afraid I have no have no idea what it might be. The […]

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  • Gobbledegeek v The Bendigo BMX Bandits

    An unnatural noise outside caught my attention where random wind-related sounds don't. Given that the missus is working away in Melbourne, I couldn't wake her to deal with it and so I had little choice but to drag myself out of bed. A sneaky peak out between the blinds revealed some low-life miscreant creeping up the driveway. Being ever so courageous, I poked my head out of the front door and politely greeted the bugger! Yes, I actually called out "hello?" My God! What was I thinking? I immediately came to my senses and attempted to rescue the awkward (for me at least) situation with some choice expletives but the little sod was obviously so confused and startled by my effeminate (particularly blonde) initial greeting, that he had long since scarpered.

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  • Bendigo Paedophile Dennis Goudge Buggered

    Or more to the point, the filthy nonce will be when he's convicted and sent to play with the big boys. He's going to need rope for his soap, that's for sure! Dennis Alfred Goudge, who Bendigo Police describe as Victoria's worst child sex offender, faces 58 charges (revised from 144), including multiple counts of child rape, sexual penetration of a child under 10, sexual penetration of a child under 17 and indecent assault.

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  • Bendigo Hoons Are Special…

    ...in the head! A Maiden Gully uber-hoon makes a late claim for "Cockhead of the Year Award' by dobbing himself in. I know what you're thinking, that these imbeciles surely can't get any more moronic, but if this article from The Advertiser is to be believed, then the 26 year old subject has surely set the standard. No wonder Bendigo Police carted him off to hospital for an assessment!

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  • The Googlers Guide to Gobbledegeek 2.0

    Without a doubt, the most frequently used search string in 2009 was any variation of 'Nude photos of Julia Gillard' for Christ's sake (original post). I still cannot fathom why anyone would be searching for nude photos of the Welsh red-headed politician (no offence J). The runner up is the very steady performer that is any variation of 'simple pizza recipe'. The one-eyed, almost but not quite, entirely unlike, quasi-serial killer 'Barry Rochford' is behind bars in third (original post). For those in search of 'telstra customer service', let's face it, it's an oxymoron (like 'happily married' or low calorie 'chocolate covered bacon'). You're not going to find it. It's like Shangri-bloody-la!

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